Your Guide to Eternal Damnation: Tunnel Visions Simplified
Debbie - Impressionable young
lesbian who only wants true love.
Miss Frost - Member of the a
witches' Coven. Thinks Debbie displays a lack of respect for women.
Mike - Clean-cut young man who
sets Debbie on the straight and narrow again.
Debbie's Dad - A librarian. Also
a very bad father.
Dixon Fondlebeef - A wanker.
Hypnobill Shambleflesh - One of
the walking dead. Requires human brains to fuel his zombie mayhem.
Frightened Minority Woman -
Nervous woman of undetermined ethnicity who turns to the local white guy for
Deacon Dom Delacheez
and Mephisto Hornbill - A Cheese Minister and his omnipresent sidekick.
Robert Slugstack - District
Attorney and Host of "Unsolved Mysteries."
Officer Monkeyspank - A
by-the-book cop who has yet to find love.
The Green Angels - Second
string Christian rock band, currently dead.
Lu Siffer - Ultimate Evil and
Forrest Gump Lookalike.
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