Name: Nestormolester 
Species: Wild Man 
Occupation: None 
City of Origin: Somewhere deep in the French woods 
Eyes: Red 
Hair: Blonde 
Skin: Sickly Yellow 
Age: 17 
Known Relatives: Natural Parents Unknown, raised by wolves, later adopted by Dr. Jean Jacques LeMard of teh Academy of Sciences in Paris. 
Preferred Attire: None, he goes nekkid. 
Hesper met Nestormolester on the internet, appropriately enough, but the two hit it off well enough that they've been dating ever since. Nestor's true parents abandoned him in the woods when he was a baby for reasons yet unknown, and he was raised by a pack of wolves. Upon his reintroduction to civilized society, Nestormolester was adopted by Dr. Jean Jacques LeMard, a French psychologist and member of the National Academy of Science at Paris. Nestor likes to hump inanimate objects. He had little interest in living females until Hesper showed him an instructional video and started using peanut butter during their amorous ventures. Moving on... I have no idea why he's yellow.