Names: The Crazy Old Man (Teiresius) and his grandson (Caliban)
Species: Humans
Occupation: Prophets
City of Origin: Unknown
Eyes: Blue (Caliban), One Brown and one milky (Teiresius)
Hair: Blonde (Caliban), White (Teiresius)
Skin: Peach
Age: 13, 87
Known Relatives: None Known
Preferred Attire: Caliban wears baseball caps and Calvin-style shirts. Teiresius wears flannel shirts and jeans.

Very little is known about these two. Teiresius appears to be some sort of sage, or at least he knows a lot about some very esoteric things. He ranted about Los Pantelones Del Fuego. Predicted the end of the comic strip. Fathered Tiffany. Caliban remained unimpressed throughout.